Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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