haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
two words...techno handjob
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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