Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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