dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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