Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
