I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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