i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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