WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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