when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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