I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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