Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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