when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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