Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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