According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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