is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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