just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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