I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
this hospital has no fireball
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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