In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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