i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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