4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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