i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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