I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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