my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
its liver damage thursday
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