My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Michael Bay diarrhea
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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