im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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