oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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