its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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