I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I had to cum in my sink.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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