They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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