margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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