Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Girls should come with a carfax report
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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