this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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