WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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