Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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