he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Randomize