what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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