Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
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go home
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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