You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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