i wish starbucks made bloody marys
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize