when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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