On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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