So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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