I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
North Korea, Best Korea!
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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