and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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