Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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