maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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