the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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