Will you blow on my dice?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
