No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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