Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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